Monday, August 22, 2005

We hold these truths to be self-evident

that Liberal Bloggers are the eyes and ears of intelligent world. Just take Asian Security as one of many examples:
Liberal bloggers are so completely aware of the latest moves by China to shore up support in South Asia, it's not even funny. And now, with China's overtures towards Russia, things are starting to look bad for US strategic interests in the region. I mean, GOD, how can anyone doubt us liberal bloggers when we suggest that India, China and Russia could end up joining forces to form the scariest triumverate since Ann Coulter's three-way with Rush and O'Reilly?
Do you see such inciteful analysis come from the religiofascist reichwing bloggers? I think not. But more than that though, not only are we smarter, but as Preemptive Karma so brilliantly deduces:
As you are no doubt aware, the vast majority of liberals are superior intellectually, morally, financially and sexually to conservatives. All liberals are better looking than conservatives. This is of course due to the fact that conservatives keep having to pull their heads out of their asses. Creates wrinkles, you know.
Only among the liberal blogger underground can you read the truth, my friends. Keep the faith.


Anonymous Major Shortssniffer said...

U stoopid leftwimps! U ain't got the sand to handle us ryeteez! LOL!!!1!!!11!!!

Sadly, No! Already found out about how we roll!

8:21 PM  

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